CmenDmen

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

Q:What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? A: An easy bake oven.

ECKSKYOOZ MI, DOSE ARNT DA LYRICZ, DOSE ARNT DA LYRICZ

RIP Kitty0706 :,(((((((

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why can’t you fool an aborted baby? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Zach's an atheist please ban him.

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Wow Zach you bully

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla chips.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, more than seven, because my basement is still dark.

What's pink, nine inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry every time I put it in her mouth? Her stillborn.

Whats the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger.

Elektro, you are spamming the fuck out of the forums. Chill out.

i have one of those

Going to a Watain concert. Gonna get sprayed with pigs blood.

Sadomasochistic Haemophilia?

Deadened Prior to Coitus?

How about Spastic Anal Lacerations?

Anyone hear the song Gastrointestinal Rape?